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Welcome to MaxieZ's website. Im not a web designer(I'm sure you guessed that), but I wanted a good place to express my useless opinions and to share any knowledge, or software that I could. If you want to know more about me, read this.

Just for you crypto people here is my key or all of the key I posses and have signed here.

20080404.56615:Overheard in the breakroom

"She's the only lesbian I ever met with blue toe nail polish."

This kind of non sequitur makes life worth living.

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20080328.26782:SSL/CaCert

I signed up for cacert the other day and have been using them from everything to securing my mail and site, to making keys for my socat sessions. (Ok not really, but you get the idea).

If you're getting an error on this site you need to import the root key. You can find it here

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20080326.13276:I saw hackers

Just as a follow up, I checked out outerz0ne this weekend. I went on Saturday and had a good time. Acidus's talk on javascript hacking was really interesting and I've sat down to learn more of it that I previously knew. It was, of course, great to get back in touch with a lot of my friends from the 2600 scene.

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20080221.12475:I saw Saturn

So I got the girls up to watch the lunar eclipse and we all headed outside. It was pretty cloudy at first, but we managed to see it well enough that the girls got the idea. Rhiannon said it was "long". Isadora said that the moon turned brown. I guess I would have liked more :)

Our neighbor had set up his telescope and allowed the girls to look through it. At one point he turned it on Saturn so we could all have a look. I've never seen it before. In fact, I've never seen any astronomical body other than the earth, sun and moon with my own eye (assisted or no). I was really impressed. I mean it was a little dot, but I could definitely make out the rings.

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20080212.29619:Happy Darwin Day

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20080205.38263:PB & J > Beef?

I have to confess, they make some good points

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20080204.85513:No news...good news?

In this case it seems so. I hadn't heard much about the artic ice of late and with some of the record cold spots around the world, I was wondering how it was doing.

It seems to have rebounded quite nicely.

Now, I don't want to jump the gun here. We expect ice to come back and the fact that it went so low during the summer is....bad....

It means that the ice that is there isn't as thick and is likely to be easier to melt.

Many people view global warming as just the summer, but that's not how it works. The overall temperature is going up. That isn't to say we won't have cold winters here and there...

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20080204.27296:Rhiannon

Happy 9th Birthday Rhiannon!!!

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20080127.55494:Jesus in a rotten potato

http://maxiez.com/l/myfoxcolorado.com/56b2b

I have no comment

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20080125.59241:Why?

Who made this? How did it get massed produced without anybody thinking for a second?

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20080121.47267:Isadora

Isadora is a ferocious pickle eater!

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20080118.27942:Jack Alexander

My baby boy was born last night:

Jack Alexander Clements
Born: 1/17/08 at 19:16 EST (20080117.80347)
Weight: 7 pounds 11 ounces (3.5Kg)
Lenght: 18" (46cm)

Mother and Baby are doing fine.

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20080111.89692:Double Vision

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These broke my brain.

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20080110.30928:Political Compass

So I found today that the political compass site has a new test and I wasn't as extreme as I used to be.

Here's my results

Feel free to try your hand

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20071230.59267:Dream

I had a great dream last night. I was at work and My wife, sister in law and her boyfriend all decided to go get tattoos. My mother for some reason picked me up and we stopped at Moe's for lunch. After lunch she dropped me off at the tattoo shop. At some point someone offered to buy is more Moe's, but having just eaten it, they got us ice cream. When it was my turn to get a tattoo, I decided to get a ying yang themed tattoo. Anthony Bourdain was my tattoo artist and he proceeded to go to work. However, instead of doing the tattoo I had requested he put a "Class of 1990" on me with a bunch of year book signatures. Then there was a "Eat at Joe's" bit with a part that looked like an old stamp that said "Hamburgers made fresh daily".

At first I was livid. I didn't even graduate in 1990! The manager came in and assured me I'd be taken care of, but at some point, I realized that it was incredibly funny. So I decided to keep it as is. I showed it to Chava who had about the same thoughts...

Just craziness.

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20071218.13460:Panda War

The cuteness!!! It burns!

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20071214.87055:Atheist Christmas

As an atheist, I suppose I am supposed to dislike christmas, but I still love it. I don't believe in God or Jesus (at least not as he's described in the bible), so I'm not celebrating his birth, of course. However, even when I was a christian I knew that the day of his birth was probably wrong. I just celebrate the feeling of christmas, the giving of gifts, the look of joy in my childrens eyes. To quite Stevie Wonder, That's what Christmas means to me.

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20071203.97591:Watch out ID

http://edthefuture.com/

Personally, I just don't like the idea that everything comes from parents. I find the idea of external delivery to be comforting.

Besides parentism is just a theory right?

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20071110.45644:Christina Hendricks

Have you seen this woman?

I swear she's the hottest thing on TV.

We had to water cool our set just to watch mad men.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0376716/

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20071004.34098:New Bible

When selecting your next translation there is another contender on the block. Should it be teh holiez bibul or The brick testament.

Hmmm. Why do we have to have so many valid options?

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20071001.94944:Beyonce

http://maxiez.com/l/buzznet.com/x2Ojt

So I've seen this commercial a few times. I just can't help but think it's so sad.

First. If anyone sees the comments, you should know that I think Beyonce is incredibly good looking. I have nothing but respect for her.

It's just that the commercial makes her life look like a version of hell.

If anyone should have a happy life it's Beyonce. She should be on the beach everyday drinking Pina Coladas. Not completely miserable.

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